“Have you been out of the house lately? Having gone out, did you notice any trends in ladies’ trousers, leggings, and short-short-shorts? Have you wondered, however briefly, whether, exiting your door, you had somehow entered a wormhole to Brazil? The supply of tight nether garments has increased to meet the demand created by the relaxation of bourgeois standards of sexual display. I am trying to find a delicate way to say that there is a lot of ass out there in America, in the year of, good God, 2011.”

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